SOME FAMOUS LINUX QUOTES

1. "Avoid the Gates of Hell. Use Linux."
2. “Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.”
3. "Linux is addictive, I'm hooked!"
4. "Linux is not user-friendly.It is user-friendly.It is not ignorant-friendly and idiot-friendly."
5. "Microsoft is not the answer.Microsoft is the question.NO (or Linux) is the answer."
6. "A Linux machine! Because a 486 is a terrible thing to waste!"
7. "The nice thing about Windows is - It does not just crash, it displays a dialog box and lets you press 'OK' first."
8. "If Microsoft ever does applications for Linux it means I've won.”
9. "We all know Linux is great...it does infinite loops in 5 seconds."
10. “People will realize that software is not a product; you use it to build a product,”
11. “I don't expect the desktop to come quickly. It will take time,”
12. “Intelligence is the ability to avoid doing work, yet getting the work done”
13. “Microsoft isn't evil, they just make really crappy operating systems.”
14. “My name is Linus, and I am your God.”
15. “See, you not only have to be a good coder to create a system like Linux, you have to be a sneaky bastard too”
16. “When you say "I wrote a program that crashed Windows," people just stare at you blankly and say "Hey, I got those with the system, for free."
17. "The Linux philosophy is 'Laugh in the face of danger'. Oops. Wrong One. 'Do it yourself'. Yes, that's it."
18. "Linux is for those who want to know why their computer works."